For some reason, the video won't embed. However, I highly recommend this!
It's the morning inspirational meeting for Circuit City in Hudson... I know I'd be pumped!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccJr0zfVVYQ
Monday, October 29, 2007
I'm really happy now
That is, now that I know it is illegal to sell your children in the state of Florida.
And that if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
We wouldn't want those meter-maids getting bored, now would we?
Other highlights:
*Sex with a porcupine is illegal. (and rather uncomfortable, I'd imagine.)
*Men are prohibited from wearing any sort of strapless gown in public
*Public flatulence is illegal after 6 p.m.
For more dumb laws, go to http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/florida/
and just kick off that Florida if you don't want the dumb-ness to be limited to my state.
And that if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
We wouldn't want those meter-maids getting bored, now would we?
Other highlights:
*Sex with a porcupine is illegal. (and rather uncomfortable, I'd imagine.)
*Men are prohibited from wearing any sort of strapless gown in public
*Public flatulence is illegal after 6 p.m.
For more dumb laws, go to http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/florida/
and just kick off that Florida if you don't want the dumb-ness to be limited to my state.
If you don't think this is funny (or at least weirdly amusing), I probably don't like you.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
my first!
Blog posting toots my horn.
"I have nothing to say."
"You should blog about it."
And so I am.
lucky you!
"I have nothing to say."
"You should blog about it."
And so I am.
lucky you!
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